08/26/2006: "bank holiday self-indulgence"

Lardpony - Spare Songs

"an hour of songs that are unlikely to ever be used for anything!"

DOWNLOAD zip file of complete album including artwork (80mb)

front cover
back cover

01. Evilbrainrottingmobilephones (2004 version - original version on first lardpony EP)
02. Fireworks Are Better Than YOU
03. CRIME (twinkie cover)
04. Imaginary Bitch (2002 version - original was on second lardpony tape, from about 1998)
05. Nostradamus (from first lardpony EP)
06. Silent Girl (from second lardpony EP)
07. Coat, No Jumper
08. Rubber Gloves (re-recording of song from lardpony tape circa 2000)
09. Don't Push Me In The Thames
10. Car Keys (written for compilation album of one-minute-long songs, not accepted)
11. Hangover Song #453 (from second lardpony EP)
12. Kitten Photographer
13. Shorthand
14. Zombie Bride (part two)
15. Human Doorway
16. SMS Distress (from first lardpony EP)
17. The Sound of Defeat (from first lardpony EP)
18. Wishing (a flock of seagulls cover)
19. The Sad Robot
20. Womblewish (from first lardpony EP)
21. Heritage (This Morning) (from second lardpony EP)

These mostly only feature me (Tom), apart from the last track, where the music was all done by Steph, who did the artwork for the album. Lyrics to 'Shorthand' by Luke Power, of Canada. Everything recorded in my bedroom. Feel free to download, share, or ignore as you see fit!