UPCOMING GIGS

MAY 08: Lee Rosy's, Nottingham, with A Smile and a Ribbon, The Deirdres
JULY 26-27: Indie Tracks Festival, Derbyshire


Saturday, May 10th

LP on TV

On our tour, the summer before last, we got interviewed by THE SKY REPORT for some reason. Almost two years later, I got round to putting it on youtube. ENJOY!



ADDITIONAL:

Come to Duckworth Fayre in July. We're not playing, but one of us (ME) has had a hand in organising it. Go on!

Tom on 05.10.08 @ 05:32 PM GMT [link]


Wednesday, April 9th

HELLO EVERYONE (1)

Hello! We moved the website over to a new host a few months ago and I only just got around to sorting it out for new posts and stuff, due to lazy.

We did a gig on February 10th, our first since last Summer, it was fun. We played some new songs - "Ifs and Butts" and "Indecent Exposures" - but we haven't practiced since. It seems we are much more of a PART-TIME band now that half of us have adult responsibilities.

BUT that doesn't mean we don't have some MORE gigs lined up!

On MAY 8th we will be returning to action to play at Lee Rosy's Tea Room in Nottingham with from Sweden and our local buddies The Deirdres.

And we're also playing this year's Indie Tracks festival, at the Midland Railway Centre in Ripley, Derbyshire.

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It was brilliant last year and promises to be bigger and better AND contain more LARDPONY action this year, so COME and be merry and so on!

More news soon, hopefully, now that everything WORKS again!

Tom on 04.09.08 @ 04:01 PM GMT [link]


Monday, December 3rd

baffling

Look at this baffling review I found, of a gig from January 2006 (I think?)

Lard Pony

Some things take a while to like, whilst other things are loved instantly. The Glo bar is the latter. I was quite surprised to see a handful of doormen with good security because if this venue was put in ‘Nottingham venues’ hierarchy it would be close to bottom; due to lack of publicity. However I could feel the potential of the place as soon as I stepped inside. The jazzy ‘OC’ feel venue can boast of its large plush leather sofas, dim lighting and a decent sized stage. First on tonight the band took nearly as long as the gig to get sound checked and ready but finally the set was ready, people moved to the front and the music began to fill the room. As seems to be popular in recent indie bands a girl is on the keyboards, with a drummer behind her, joined by the bassist and lead guitarist/vocalist. Together they make the Derby experimental techno band Lard pony. As the set progressed the songs got better with catchier riffs and keyboard melodies joining in well with the guitar. The musicality varies which is refreshing as a lot of techno and electro bands will use a similar beats for every song. The songs get faster with new ideas and with the album out soon they seem set to get out into the music scene.

Experimental techno!

Tom on 12.03.07 @ 06:39 AM GMT [link]


Sunday, December 2nd

oh, hello.

I didn't see you there. What up?

Here is some band-related news:

Everyone's Fault But Mine, as heard on our myspace, is the last track on the new 'Anthems from the Phantom' compilation on Phantom Power records. Why not go there, buy it and bask in the Sheffieldy glory? That's right, "sheffieldy". Look it up. Also featured are those lovely Plans and Apologieses, plus loads of excellent Sheffield bands like Balor Knights and Pete Green, who technically isn't a band but he's not letting that stop him.

You can now be a 'fan' of us on facebook if you click that word there ("facebook"). I put lots of photos on it and there is a video uploading that is already on youtube so I'm not sure why I'm bothering but it's 10:39am on Sunday and my hangover prevents me doing anything more active so.

The release of our Cloudberry single thing is being held up by the breakdown I'm having but at some point it will probably still happen.

We have a gig in February, it might be the 10th. I put some new strings on my guitar in excitement.

Tom on 12.02.07 @ 10:37 AM GMT [link]


Saturday, October 13th

New Songs and New News

Ahoy!

We've just added a new song to our Myspace profile, "Everyone's Fault But Mine". This version is going to appear on a compilation on Phantom Power records of Sheffield sometime in the next couple of months, and a slightly different, re-worked version will hopefully be appearing as part of a single on Cloudberry records, more info on this later!

We're still on a break while Mandy and Nathan get used to dealing with their new baby, but hopefully Tom and Pod will be doing an acoustic gig next month.

Also, if you missed our previous announcement, our most recent album THE GREATEST INVENTION EVER is now available to download for FREE!

Go here to download, or to the music page, where there is also a Paypal donation button just in case you particularly like the album and would like to contribute towards recording costs and the like.

Hooray!

Tom on 10.13.07 @ 10:41 AM GMT [link]


Sunday, October 7th

BABY! / FREE ALBUM!

Good news, everyone!



To celebrate the birth of ELOISE WILSON, Mandy and Nathan's daughter, we have decided to make our last album, The Greatest Invention Ever, available for free download.

You can get it from this website or save our bandwidth and download from archive.org.

Enjoy!

Tom on 10.07.07 @ 10:12 AM GMT [link]


Saturday, September 29th

CONGRATULATIONS!

Mandy "keyboards" McKirdy and Nathan "low end" Wilson of the popular beat combo LARDPONY today became the proud parents of an 8lb 8oz baby girl called Eloise!

Hooray!

Also, apologies for pulling out of last night's gig, but the excuse is a pretty decent one I think. She had to hold it in that extra week...

LARDPONY will return...

Tom on 09.29.07 @ 11:18 AM GMT [link]


ENTER the NEWS ARCHIVES!